Salvation for the Mets? 

Our savior, Steve Cohen is here. Finally, he can do what is needed especially house cleaning upstairs. Bring in a new general manager, me, preferably, and I can do wonders for the team J. He wanted to buy the Mets ever since he was a little boy and now fulfilled his dream. He shoved away Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez and now stands over them, standing on the Mets and his incredible pile of straight cash.

He now becomes the richest owner in baseball by, get this, $10 billion.

WEEK ONE OF FOOTBALL:

Here are the best games:

Packers vs Vikings: Wow, the Vikings defense and the Packers defense really showed up in this game. Wow, 77 points allowed in total. Aaron Rodgers had a great game, sadly I didn’t start him in fantasy, he had 360 yards and four touchdowns and no picks. On the other hand, Mister completely average, Kirk Cousins had 259 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 interception. Luckily I had Adam Thielen in two of my fantasy football leagues, both of Cousins’ touchdowns when to Thielen. Luckily I have him because Stefon Diggs went to Buffalo, and the rest of the wide receivers are Uber Drivers and Walmart Baggers. And Davante Adams turned into Jerry Rice and had 156 yards and two touchdowns, I was smoked in two leagues because of him. I went 1-3 in fantasy by the way, but, on the bright side, I’m projected to win all four this week.

The WaSHiNgTOn foOTbAlL TeAm scored 27 unanswered points to the Eagles, and Carson Wentz is going to die in Week Two because he was sacked 8 times this week, next week, it’s probably going to be more like 38. Imagine thinking that starting Dwayne Haskins over Alex Smith is a good idea. Dwayne didn’t throw any picks, but he wasn’t very good either…. Carson Wentz went straight to the ICU, the diagnosis was LosingtotheWashingtonFootballTeamandBeingsickfromEmbarresment-itis, a very rare condition. Prayers go out to the Wentz family. If you look on the stat card, then Jalen Reagor had a great game, but it was one catch for 55 yards, still good, but, 3 catches look better.

The Saints marched up against the Buccaneers, and the Saints won. Surprisingly actually, but I think the Bucs are going to be a repeat of the Browns every year for the past three years. Had Super Bowl hopes on Week one, finished 6-10, 7-9, or 8-8. Drew Brees continues his great career, 160 yards, two touchdowns, and no interceptions. Maybe he visited the Fountain of Youth over the offseason. Tom Brady had a horrible game for his expectations. He had 239 yards, two touchdowns, and two picks, yeesh. Maybe he has to get accustomed to not playing the Dolphins and the Jets every week. Chris Godwin had a great year, playing second fiddle to Mike Evans, but in this game, he was the whole orchestra. Mike Evans had two yards, yes, you heard me right, two yards. I would’ve won if it wasn’t for him. And I picked him up as a third-round pick, the underrated round. Michael Thomas had a horrible game, only 17 yards, but Brees, he’s just so good, he wins even without his best receiver. The Bucs are going 7-9, return to this blog post in mid-January. 

Schools are open but for me it’s virtual schooling at least for the first trimester. The next blog will feature more football, fantasy teams and basketball.